I heard you saying about fishing. What do you like about it? Because I found it fucking boring!

It was my Step Dad’s funeral today, and at the crematorium we was chatting about when we knew that he was dying and we would go round to see him. He didn’t know he was dying, but yeah we went round with my brother and my nephew and we was talking about them all going fishing.

My step dad would be stood on the bridge, and underneath the bridge would be his son and grandson, and every now and again, they’d tug on his line. And he’s all like “phwoarr!!!” pulling the line up thinking he caught a fish! They did that for years.

He had a face like thunder when he found out, but god it was funny haha… the bastards.